Friday, December 7, 2012

This one goes out to...the critics, the cynics, and all my hero's at the methadone clinc

To quote Kid Rock.
Also I don't know anyone in a methadone clinic so I guess that's out.
Maybe that best portrays my mood. I just cried during a math test. Which was then resolved when I walked into my professors office crying saying I had no clue what I was doing. She said to me "Red pull up a chair, and please calm down. I want you to sit here and tell me what you are going to do." "What do you mean what am I going to do I'm going to cry" "No, out of everyone in the class you answer more questions, you know more answers and you, and you make the fewest mistakes, when you sit down to a test you second guess and you mess yourself up. Now please sit here and tell me your strategy" A few deep breathes later, test is aced.

Now then considering my mood. I would like to publish a fuck you list.

MDW- FUCK YOU, I ran 3 1/2 marathons so apparently I can run.
JW- FUCK YOU, coke head, lying, not man enough to the truth little bitch.
T- FUCK YOU back stabbing bitch.
DMP- I think you are great but fuck you and your excuses just tell the truth.
K-fuck you for not being supportive

Fuck everyone who ever thought that strippers were stupid. I BUST MY FUCKING ASS FOR THIS SHIT THEN I COME INTO WORK TO MAKE PEOPLE FEEL BETTER ABOUT THEMSELVES.

FUCK YOU ALEX! YOU FUCKING HO BAG! I AM A NICE PERSON AND YOU STILL ARE INCREDIBLY MEAN AND SPITEFUL.

FUCK everyone who said it couldn't be done, what you fucktards meant was you can't do it. I'll do it on less sleep and care less about what I look like and still get a work out it.

I swear I'm not angry, I'm just proud of me for jumping over just one more small hurdle.
Most of all fuck this noise I am giving myself mad fucking props because i'm the fucking shit. The rest of you don't need to, my ego will survive on it's own for now.

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

F-f-f-finals!

Please excuse the silence I'm a little preoccupied with finals right now. DON'T worry hilarity will ensure again as soon as my break starts. So stay posted on twitter for updates of me being annoyed with students and other small things on my mind that I can convey in 130 characters or less. Also please note my punctuation skills are just as bad if not worse while using twitter.