Monday, February 24, 2014

It's Monday Bitch...

Seriously most mondays kill me and today should be no exception I am running on basically empty but there is just something about this morning when I woke up from my "nap" I thought DAMN IT IS FUCKING GOOD TO BE ME. I DON'T WANT TO BE ANYONE ELSE TODAY. I really don't think anything can riff my vibe today.
Mind you I have thought all of this before venturing into what looks like grey soup outside, I'm sure that will be a reality check of some sort.

Saturday, February 8, 2014

Monday, February 3, 2014

Holy Crap...

When was the last time I wrote anything...
Here is a story to keep you entertained.
Preface...My geography knowledge is pretty okay...However Custys give me shit for not having perfect knowledge of it. So I love when people mess up but this one takes the cake.

R: So where are you from.
C: I grew up in Guadalajara.
R: Really...what brought you here?
C: My family.
R: That's nice. How long have you lived here?
C: 18 years.
R: Wow, that's quite some time.
C: So where are you from?
R: I'm from Wisconsin.
C: Really, where is that?
R: It's on of the most northern, midwestern states.
C: That's cool my cousin in from Georgia.
R: That's nice, I love the south, Georgia is roughly 5 states south of Wisconsin.
C: Where did you say it was again.
R: The north, it's bordered by 2 of the Great Lakes.
C: So it's, it's own country right? You speak english there right?
R: *blank stare* No, it's part of the united states...unless you are referring to the countryside, in which case yes, it is quite rural. BUT...again no, not it's own individual country.

WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY TEACHING IN HIGH SCHOOLS AROUND HERE!