Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies...just kidding this is all truth

As you know I always talk about how awesome my job is and how much I love it, and how amazing it is and how nothing bad every happens. I'm also writing a book and not all of the book get to be about me shitting glitter, so here is some of the truth. Sadly I broke another Iphone so until I get the back up I can't post photos. Also my adroid sucks, and since I left it in a friends car I forgot to pay the bill, and it's been so bad Last time I did anything truthful I was asked to remove it from the internet why because it was true. Well kids, it's not sunshine and fucking unicorns being a stripper. Mind you I still love my job, but it's harder and harder to make money, without people wanting you to give them a blow job, hand job, or fuck them and all for insultingly low prices.It would be less demeaning to offer them money for sexual favors. The best part is the company or middle management cares not about us just the bottom line. I've been told I've been under counted for dances and gotten in a full blown screaming argument that the dance counter was correct...which he wasn't and that I was to have all my customers sign a piece of paper stating how many dances they had...which is illegal and upon questioning they said it was a suggestion, considering they know it; Side note we are suppose to be able to drink what we want perk of the job you know, however I had an Italian soda last night I forgot to pay for it's a whole two dollars...mind you I made a whole two dollars last night and got a call that it was an emergency that I make sure I pay for the stupid whip cream I used. Whip cream is 2.99 for a whole container...What the fuck..I got naked and can't get any whip cream...at the same time I'm not rubbing up on Lui....or sitting on his lap...but I can see why two dollars is important to him since he can't count. On the fourth of July she said we had 45 guys in 5 of which came when we 1st opened 4 of which were young 3 were just there to watch...one wanted to buy sex so 34 over 8 hours which is about 1 an hour and 10 girls...so I can see why he over marks me...also how is he suppose to make us feel valuable or really worthless and that we have no where else to go. I mean he does a great job of that, and I'm sure I'm going to get fired over this blog post. to be perfectly honest. The girls and I have been talking about chipping in and getting an ad in the stranger to promote for us, and a business snap chat and periscope, and you tube, and instagram and everything, I know I need a new and better phone for that, and discussions with those companies since we would be promoting a business. Also I we need funding for an ad. So if anyone out there in the internet word wants to help some strippers make some actual money we will pay you back, we just cant trust the company any more it says in the contract they will advertise for us and they don't so we need help and we need it bad. Also I need to make a power point on how to keep us a float and me from suing them for major breaches on contract especially with middle mgmt since I love upper mgmt. If they gave me little darlings. I could have that club turned around in 6-9 months, since I don't have a dick to distract me and I'm way more professional that the current manager, although that will never happen, but man I wish it would, I would have us making money hand over fist.