As you know I went to PDX last weekend. It was a whirlwind of a trip, more on the personal level than anything else. I went down I did my thing I rocked the hustle, because I'm a hustler baby. My hustle was a normal NW hustle nothing special it didn't rain money from the sky like it does in Chicago. Just some good old fashion NW style, or should I say Union Jacks style, it was so nice to not have to wear a dress. Even though I bought a new dress while I was there, and a pair of shoes, because holy cow the shoes I wear now make my feet hurt so bad I don't think I can work. It sounds silly but if my feet hurt it makes me so tired. I'm sure it's because I would rather army crawl on the floor then walk around in those fucking monsters all night. Although they are very pretty I just can't do it. So new shoes for me. WITH NO SALES TAX! YAY!
Speaking of Chicago, this will be my last week here (So much for buying new dresses). I will be back in the NW permenantly as much as I love it here and as much as I want to stay I think the NW is calling me back for right now.
I need to refocus...again...Focus on school and finally finishing something. I'm sure school and being home and going back to traveling back and forth will create all kinds of fodder for this little blog. I also think having something stable and more sane than Chicago will help. I think it will be nice to be back among women that actually give a shit, rather than the fucking bimbos I work with here. Also even though there are dead bodies from previous relationships all over Seattle, at least there isn't a vampire like woman watching my every move unlike here. DID YOU HEAR ME VAMPY LADY! I'M WATCHING YOU WATCHING ME WATCHING YOU! Not really I'm a little no narcissistic to watch anyone but myself.
So it's back to Seattle I go. I can't wait to see all of you.
Wednesday, August 10, 2011
Tuesday, August 2, 2011
Question
Dear readers,
Are there only a couple of you reading my posts repeatedly? Or are there more than two of you? Just curious. Where do you all reside? Have we met? Thanks!
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Are there only a couple of you reading my posts repeatedly? Or are there more than two of you? Just curious. Where do you all reside? Have we met? Thanks!
-red
Gypsy Stripper
I'm sure you have all heard of the Stripper that lives down by the river, if not google her, she can be really interesting sometimes.
Anyway, sometimes I feel like a gypsy stripper, simply because I travel so much. It's like as soon as I get settled in for a weekend I'm up and moving around again. This weekend, I'll be in PDX. I can't fucking wait on one hand, and on the other I'm sort of like meh. I GET TO CALL MYSELF RED THIS WEEKEND...DID YOU CHICAGO PEOPLE HERE ME RED will be in the fucking house this weekend! Mind you I won't be in the house fucking, it was just a figure of speech. I finally get to wear normal stripper attire. Such as cut off tee-shirts, or a tee-shirt in general, boots, booty shorts rather than a thong. I get so tired of walking of giving dances in a thong it's seriously not fun sometimes, especially when you start to think about the last time whomever you are dancing with did their laundry. I mean it is recommended to only wash your jeans once a year but lets be realistic here, maybe once a week, but what if this person really never washes their jeans...eew. GENTLEMEN PLEASE DO YOUR LAUNDRY BEFORE YOU ARRIVE.
Ok back to how excited I am that I get to wear whatever. NOT only that but I get to spend the entire weekend with my best friend a girl really can't ask for much more in life, well I mean I would like to make some money this weekend.
Which brings me to my next point. Chi-town has been really good for money. It's going to be strange not making as much. The thing is I usually make more money in PDX than I do in Seattle, I mean that's where we all went to make money on certain weekends. Here is to hoping this weekend is lucrative.
Another thing, moving around so much always makes me the new kid, sometimes I just want to be a house name sometimes, at the same time once you are there long enough you sort of know who will buy dances and who won't which is annoying, it's nice not knowing because there is no reason not to ask everyone.
I'm apparently losing my focus today. I think it's because it's nap-time. Strippers are like children, we run around like chickens with out heads cut off, listen to crappy music, and we must take naps at 2pm
Anyway, sometimes I feel like a gypsy stripper, simply because I travel so much. It's like as soon as I get settled in for a weekend I'm up and moving around again. This weekend, I'll be in PDX. I can't fucking wait on one hand, and on the other I'm sort of like meh. I GET TO CALL MYSELF RED THIS WEEKEND...DID YOU CHICAGO PEOPLE HERE ME RED will be in the fucking house this weekend! Mind you I won't be in the house fucking, it was just a figure of speech. I finally get to wear normal stripper attire. Such as cut off tee-shirts, or a tee-shirt in general, boots, booty shorts rather than a thong. I get so tired of walking of giving dances in a thong it's seriously not fun sometimes, especially when you start to think about the last time whomever you are dancing with did their laundry. I mean it is recommended to only wash your jeans once a year but lets be realistic here, maybe once a week, but what if this person really never washes their jeans...eew. GENTLEMEN PLEASE DO YOUR LAUNDRY BEFORE YOU ARRIVE.
Ok back to how excited I am that I get to wear whatever. NOT only that but I get to spend the entire weekend with my best friend a girl really can't ask for much more in life, well I mean I would like to make some money this weekend.
Which brings me to my next point. Chi-town has been really good for money. It's going to be strange not making as much. The thing is I usually make more money in PDX than I do in Seattle, I mean that's where we all went to make money on certain weekends. Here is to hoping this weekend is lucrative.
Another thing, moving around so much always makes me the new kid, sometimes I just want to be a house name sometimes, at the same time once you are there long enough you sort of know who will buy dances and who won't which is annoying, it's nice not knowing because there is no reason not to ask everyone.
I'm apparently losing my focus today. I think it's because it's nap-time. Strippers are like children, we run around like chickens with out heads cut off, listen to crappy music, and we must take naps at 2pm
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