Call me before you come over so I can shave my chacha

So back about a million years ago when I was a brand new baby stripper edgy as all get out still wearing colored contacts, and punching high public figures in the face, also around the same time I would show up at 7pm for work...which is my goal all week. I think it will prove to be profitable...who knows only excel will tell.

Anyway, way back when I didn't know how to shave or put in a tampon. I was not the only baby stripper at the time, there was another one an african american girl who ended up getting a tampon stuck up there, so one of my 1st interactions with this girl was helping her dig it out. Mind you I didn't really know her name...So to all my ladies in this crazy sorority let me talk about tampons. I use ob and I take them do the four way pattern with the string to make the base bigger. Then I wrap the string around so you can't see it when you tuck it up...unlike the girl in chicago who forgot to do that and was super wasted, so wasted I walked up to tell her that her string was hanging out and she asked me of where...jaw...floor...whoa. Anyway wrap the string, insert as usual, don't be scared you are going to have to reach up there later and fish it out but there is no easier way...that I know of anyone with any secrets please share.

So cha cha shave time. I use L'occitane amande huile de douche, or almond shower oil. It leaves all my skin super soft but the closest shave that this is the bomb! then remember ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS, GO WITH THE GRAIN! remember to get in there get all the strange growth hairs, and lets not forget the rear area, no one wants a taint goatee, not sexy, so check that. Then there is the booty hole, hair grows there it's gross, I'll post a picture of a dude butt to prove it, just kidding I won't, thats extra gross. Sometimes in endeavors like this you gotta call in the big guns, a mirror, or if you have a super chill boyfriend, roommate, sister, fellow stripper ask them to check for you.

Alright now that you are all tamponed and shaved get out that and get back to the grind.