teaching an old stripper new tricks part 1 the straws that broke my back.

This last week money wise was a learning experience so baby strippers listen up...

This week I fell for some of the oldest tricks in the book. I was giving dances to some gentleman(again I use this term loosely) he bought a whole bunch of dances rather than getting a room. The last line of the municiple code in Seattle states that you cannot receive payment until payments have been rendered. Meaning the gusty doesn't have to pay a bitch till the bitter end. So...$1000 later what do you know his card gets declined and so do his other ones he does have $20 on him...awesome, nevermind I still owe for those dances. Love me some dejavu!

I just started taking electronic payments this week as long as I have house typically I just take Paypal, since you can't take it back. However I just learned about square so a gusty played me through that this week. $700 into it I ask him to pay me he does i make sure it transfers no problem. We keep dancing another $700 later we call it a night he pays me through square again I finish with our small talk, he leaves I head to the back, payout, head home...I wake up realize I hadn't claimed the last $700. LOW AND BEHOLD the gentleman had canceled the payment...awesome. I love when I spend a ton of time with people and the tell me all about themselves and then decide that in not worth the price. God nothing hurts worse at times.

To backtrack somemore last week a regular came in and "forgot his wallet" so he of course said he would swing by and pay me, except he forgot to do so before he left for vancouver...then making me wait almost a week. When he finally drops an envelope for me im thinking that "if I were a dude I would add a nice tip for making this stripper wait considering how helpful she is, she listens to me talk about my divorce, and how great my ass is, how jelly my wife is going to be, oh that I came into work thinking she (me, red) would be there and I was sneaking around) nope 

That being said get paid every hundred I dont break the law but I feel like this is a law worth breaking.

Part 2 on the way.