Sunday, November 7, 2010

Lick my ass crack again and I'll fucking kill you

Why on earth would you even want to lick my ass crack, that's so fucking gross. It's sweaty and disgusting and really do you know where i've been no you don't, little do you know I didn't even really shower yesterday. Also it's a good way to get knocked the fuck out. Consider this your warning gentlemen, the next time you fucking lick me I'm going to hit you so hard in selfdefense for sexual assault.
Speaking of, I bet you didn't know that we as strippers have rights like that, the right to sue the shit out of you for not following the law and assaulting us, bet you don't want that on your record. The law is in place not only for our protection but yours as well.
On a less serious note, yesterday was Friday, the twins came back, and we had a pornstar in the house. It was quite the friday.

3 comments:

  1. dirty girls attract dirty guys. who do you think you are? to us? what do you think we want when we pay to do what we dare not do with our pristine wives?
    who are you?

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  2. I am the girl that will fulfill certain fantasies for you, licking my ass crack is not one of them. Spitting on your face is. I feel like everyone should have certain limits when it comes to the exchange of bodily fluids. I suppose that's who I am. I'm the scared of body fluids stripper. I'm going to write a whole post just for you on what I think men want.

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  3. i did not mean to imply or infer that you are anything but a good wholesome person.
    i think men want what everyone wants. - a balance of adventure and safety.
    you are adventure to many of us. these guys ( me too sometimes) need to learn from you where the boundaries lie. teach us. you are great and beautiful, this makes even the most powerful of men go nuts. you have great power and insight over us. i mean, i love that! i have two sisters and a mom. i want them to fucking kick ass.
    go kick ass!

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