The hot chick...no I'm not talking about the movie

First and foremost I would like to state that I have fallen in love with limonata all over again. I might have to pick up a case on my way home.
I was having coffee with one of my dear friends and her boyfriend this morning before class and before they had to head to work. We were at one of my favorite neighborhood spots, that is entirely beside the point. We have all been friends for a really long time. We were sitting talking about hot chicks and what exactly makes a hot chick. This conversation came up as the 19 yr old in my class asked me out to coffee and we were sort of laughing about it. Well my friends boyfriend commended him for having the balls to ask out the older super hot chick (hence the hot chick conversation). They both turned to me and said RED you are what makes a hot chick. I said that was absolutely ridiculous. The friends boyfriend turned to me and said "Just because you see yourself as the nerdy girl with glasses and braces does not mean that's who you are" Side note, no I will not post photos from that era of my life.
Anyway this got me really thinking about what the hell is a hot chick. Do I actually fit in that category? I always think about my personality first, I mean I think I'm fucking hilarious, I think I have great style, and I think I listen well. On so many occasions at work men have really said to me "You are too pretty to be here" My first question is what the hell does that mean? Should I be an executive of some company based solely on my looks? OK back to the hot chick question, in some ways I suppose I am I have boobs, I have an ass. I have a red flag for hair. Maybe I do fit in the category but hot chicks look like Lily from Showgirls and Charlie from Dreamgirls. They have impeccable make-up and and take forever to get ready. Mind you Lily is a good friend of mine and I think she is so insanely gorgeous. If you don't know her you should find her she's amazing. Charlie and I aren't really friends I just know about her. Anyway I can be out the door in 10 minutes even if it is a work day I have this make-up down pat. I don't even wear make-up outside of work.
On that note can I get a clarification on what exactly a hot girl is because google is just pulling up porn. Thanks!