Last week this girl whom is related to snakes that the thesaurus gave... as... harpy.
So...Last week this girl Harpy gets on my stage just because they called her name. I asked her to get off because I wasn't done. It went something like this.
Red: What are you doing?
Harpy: What
Red: Get off my stage
Harpy: They called my name
Red:Yes, but my song hasn't finished.
Harpy: So...
So lets fast forward, to last night, I was back in og red mode. I was crushing the game like I do. Then I lost my temper...Harpy was on stage before me and much like the day I started I felt the need to reassert myself. Anyway. I put my bag on stage, walked over to get the isopropyl alcohol and turned to Harpy and said...
Red: Don't ever get the fuck on my stage again.
Harpy: I'm not on your stage...
Red: No shit I can see I'm talking about last week.
Harpy: What?
Red: Bitch last week you got on my stage do not ever get the fuck on my stage the fuck again.
Harpy: Fuck you.
Red: *Grabs Harpys Robe* Throws it at the crowd. Do you fucking understand me I don't want to see you anywhere near my fucking stage you stupid bitch.
Then I went about my stage and it rocked the socks off of everyone. The end.
Red birthday countdown. We are celebrating tomorrow Saturday so should you want to bring me a nerf gun, helium balloons, light up balloons from urban outfitters Or a crown...Or venmo or paypal just come get some lap dances from the baddest bitch up in this bitch.
I'll even be doing signed Poloroid photos.
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