IT sort of started with someone who is not a patron choosing to camp on my lawn. (No one panic, no seriously don't) That's a story for another time. The following is a collection of dating advice from strippers.
1. Don't call him, whatever you do don't call him.
2. He nutted on you? He should have called you have a couple of hours.
3. Buy the book women love bitches.
4. I don't care if he is nice, if he asks you out say no.
4.1. Do not tell him what you are doing, he never needs to know.
5. The first 6 months make it a chase men want to chase something not have it given to them.
6. Don't be too nice.
7. Don't be too mean.
In other news I was reminded how my little family is dysfunctional. I was using the restroom and 2 other girls barge in, which isn't that abnormal considering we don't really have a doorknob. I lost my temper and yelled at them to leave as I had just been backed into a corner by squawking girls. On of the girls I yelled to leave called me a bitch. I heard so many people through the door defending me that I actually just like to pee with the door closed. My girls, they are the best. I love them. I would not give up this job right now for the world. I mean I would consider it if the right job came along, but I fear that I will never find another group of girls like this again, that I am excited to see every night.
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