Charmane Star is the porn star of the weekend. She was nominated for giving the best brain in 2009 I would post links to photos but I'm not sure if that's legal. Anyway, she is a super sweet girl, I said hi to her and welcomed her into our house tonight.
Although I'm not going to lie at one point I did feel bad for the girl, she was on her last stage of the night, and she was getting totally ignored by dudes in the front row, it was just silly, porn stars are silly, I would have felt terrible if I were her, like "Why the fuck am I at this club, I'm not making any money, all these girls suck!"
There is so much drama in the club right now it's amazing, I actually can't even comment on it.
Also I had two gentlemen give me the best compliments ever.
1.
man "wow, you're fairly attractive"
me "Like kelly blue book sort of fair? I"m not excellent"
man "You are an adequate dancer"
me "Seriously I get fair, and adequate, what the fuck, do I need to say dances $20 obo?"
2.
man "I never go to strip clubs, I hate them, I had lost all faith in them until right now, you are so fucking sexy and this is the best lap dance I have ever had. I've slept with a lot of girls and none of them have turned me on this much"
Thank you kind gentlemen for being just that.
i am wordless. wow.
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