promises promises

I promise to start talking about funny shit again rather than these self affirmations I'm not a stripper self help book. However I guess with the horn tooting comes the exuberance to talk to everyone again and with that comes the funny stories again...like the guy who only wants dances from skinny girls who look mean who will spank him. He wears a button up, glasses, a tie, and windpants...he crakes me up.
OR middle aged Asian guy who only talks to your boobs.